Snooker Jokes

Just a few snooker jokes here. If you have anymore, feel free to comment and ill add them in (within reason :P)

How do you make a billiards table laugh?

Put your hands down its pockets and tickle its balls.

Dad, when I grow up, I want to be a pool player.

Son, you can’t have it both ways.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

How can you tell you’re in a lesbian biker bar?

Even the pool table has no balls.

Why has she got snooker balls in her socks?

Grampa thats nans tits

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown ball.

How many pool players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around going “pffffffft, I can do that”

Why do actors like snooker halls?

Because thats where they get their best cues.

What have a snooker table and a coat got in common?

They both have pockets.

What is green, has four legs and can kill you if it falls onto you out of a tree?

A snooker table.

I told my wife i had booked my favorite table this evening
Don’t know why she got all dressed up though
I only wanted a game of snooker.

I was in the pub playing snooker when some bloke asked, “What’s the hardest thing about playing snooker?”
I replied, “Trying to convince the wife that the dog wants to take a cue with him on his walk.”

“147…….guys have had me over that snooker table.”

“Ball’s against the cushion with only half an inch to play with.”

Snooker in the 80’s

How to choose a snooker cue

Dj Steve Davis

Chinas love of snooker

Hi im Rob, the owner and editor for snookercentral.com along with some other popular websites. Snooker has been a passion of mine for many years, so being able to create a website that people enjoy is a pleasure.

Robert McGee

Hi im Rob, the owner and editor for snookercentral.com along with some other popular websites. Snooker has been a passion of mine for many years, so being able to create a website that people enjoy is a pleasure.